What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 19:26
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.